I have 3 novels sitting on my laptop, waiting for me to get to. One is a final proof of the galley, one is in stage 2 of editing which means nitpicky stuff, and one is just starting. The shortest of them is 75k. Two of them want them back by the end of the week.
Did I mention I have a novella due by the 30th? And I only have 20k of it done?
I'll be over in the corner, buried under all these documents. Send a search party if I don't emerge in a week.