It's sad how excited this makes me, though the kids and I had a good laugh when we found them, sheerly out of the pure "how did they get there" of it. Wanna know where I found them?
In the pocket in the driver's side door underneath the first aid kit.
I have absolutely no clue how they got there. Clearly, they must have fallen out or been dropped into the pocket and then slid beneath the first aid kit (which I admit, I didn't move in my search yesterday, because...well, why?). I just don't know how they got there in the first place. I used them to get into the house on Saturday and didn't go anywhere near the driver's side until yesterday when I was searching for my keys. My only guess is that Craig picked them up Sunday, thinking they were his, put them in his pocket, got distracted going out to the car, then when it came time to actually leave, saw *his* keys and picked those up, too. Because he did drive us to the movies and back Sunday afternoon.
I don't care. I have them back. Life feels complete again. :)