ALICIA: Mommy! Mommy! Watch me!
Mommy stands back to watch as Alicia proceeds to kick the ball.
The ball misses the hoop, hitting Alex in the groin.
ALEX: (completely deadpan) Ow.
ALEX: Do it again!
With the encouragement of her brother, Alicia proceeds to continue trying to kick the ball through the hoop, never once succeeding to hit anything but him.
I love my kids. :D