He decided he wanted to take a bath about 5 minutes ago, but there isn't an adult in the house ready to do it just yet. So, he stripped himself nearly naked (only has underwear on) and then went off to amuse himself.
And came back wearing a pair of my mother-in-law's panty hose that he'd pulled from the laundry basket at the bottom of the stairs.
He won't let anyone take them off, especially since Nana Mary is giggling like a madwoman and making Grandad take pictures.
Which will, of course, be blown up and exhibited on his wedding day.
Yeah. No chance in hell.