Eurydice (eurydice72) wrote,
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My son has discovered a new use for his penis. Much to my amusement.

He got home from nursery needing to be changed, so I cleaned him up and announced we were going to try the potty, just in case he wasn't done. He hopped up, sans diaper, and ran off to the bathroom.

Now, let me preface this by saying Alex has absolutely *no* problems with blood flow. Everything works down there. Too often. And usually when he's getting changed.

So when he ran off, he was erect, which is really not unusual for him. By the time I'd stood up and walked around the corner to help him in the bathroom, he was already standing in the doorway. Trying to open the door that wasn't quite closed. With his penis. And *only* his penis.

I think I need write a book called "101 New Ways to Use Your Penis". ;)
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