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Potty training, take 2

OK, so yesterday I was all squee because Alex went and used the potty all by himself, right? Especially since he wouldn't have anything to do with the potty prior to that.

Well, today, I decide to take advantage of our little success and get him onto the potty at every opportunity. Only to have it slightly backfire on me.

Because now I can't get him off it. I have to fight with him to get off the potty and get his pants back up each and every time.

Wanna know why?

Because Alex has discovered that when he's on the potty---not that he's actually *used* it the way it's *supposed* to be used today, mind you---he has free and unlimited access to his favorite toy, complete with mommy's approval.

Namely, his penis.

*bangs head on wall*

It's really no wonder men spend their whole lives obsessed with this particular appendage. Though, the way Alex was manipulating his, I'll be surprised if he doesn't break it before he gets a real chance to use it.
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