The part of the assignment you may be able to help me on is bathroom renovation. Anyone out there done this? Why? What did you do? Any advice?
Oh, and I have to write for an American audience, so just keep that in mind if you respond.
And to make this worth your time, I'll offer writing in lieu of payment. ;) Ficlets up to 500 words, pairing and sitch of your choice. :) Or you could pressure me to write more of Frost or Legions. That works too. :)