In the face of having gorgeous brother-in-law who can't take a bad picture if his life depended on it, and being forced to sit down for most of the pictures---resulting in either being told to lean forward, thus drawing unnecessary attention to either breasts or tummy (and sometimes both), or sitting too straight and creating the original twin peaks upon my chest---I am officially declaring a cease and desist to all future photo opportunities until said breasts and tummy aren't the main focus of the pictures.
Except the ones I've already paid for, of course.
*bangs head furiously on table*
